I'll probably make her into a magnet.
I'll probably make her into a magnet.


1. Gloria Swanson (top left): March 27, 1899 – April 4, 1983 - A shorty like myself, about 5 feet tall (I've got 2 inches on her). Famous for many silent films, her popularity declined when the talkies took over. She starred in Sunset Boulevard, where she got to utter two of the most famous lines in film: "I am big. It's the pictures that got small" and "All right, Mr DeMille, I'm ready for my close up," which is often misquoted as "I'm ready for my close up, Mr. DeMille."
2. Theda Bara (top right): July 29, 1885 – April 13, 1955 - She was THE Vamp. She starred in over 40 films but only 6 survive, and only 3 of them are complete. The most famous images of her are from the film Cleopatra. There are no known copies of the film.
3. Mary Pickford (middle left): April 8, 1892 – May 29, 1979 - Born Gladys Louise Smith in Toronto. She is basically the biggest female movie star ever. She and Charlie Chaplin were it. She was the first actress to get a million dollars a year. She was a founder of United Artists.
4. Lillian Gish (middle right): October 14, 1893 – February 27, 1993 - Introduced to D.W. Griffith by Mary Pickford. She starred in many of Griffith's films, including the now controversial "Birth of a Nation."
5. Louise Brooks (lower left): November 14, 1906–August 8, 1985 - Her bob hairstyle launched a thousand bobs. Very much an independent spirit, she shunned Hollywood after initial success, filming several racy-for-the-time films in Germany.
6. Clara Bow (lower right): July 29, 1907 – September 27, 1965 - "The It Girl." She won a Fame and Fortune contest in 1921, winning a part in a movie (she was cut from the film). She starred in "Wings," the first Best Picture winner at the Oscars.
Sheriff (one of my faves, Tom's handywork) and some other dude:
I go about my daily life, walking by these birds and their equally large butterfly friends. It is a humble life.
One day I'm on my way to the laundry room and something catches my eye. I look a little closer, and:
Three thoughts cross my mind in the following order:
1. What an odd little touch the wallpaper designer added.
2. Holy shit, the previous owners were more wacky than we even thought, one of those loons drew that.
3. Double holy shit, this is the type of thing people in the movies discover before they are murdered. We have a stalker.
Yes, these things enter my brain as explanations BEFORE the fourth thought: the extremely obvious - Tom drew it because that's exactly the type of thing he would do. What in the hell is wrong with me?
After the first discovery, I found a couple more birds (pics to come) and added some of my own. I highly suggest this as a way to enjoy your time with your crappy wallpaper.